Remove Vista Antivirus 2008 Automatically, with SmitFraud

Don’t have a lot of time? What with YouPorn.com reading The Guardian, my charity work, and more, neither do I. If you don’t know how to manually delete Vista Antivirus 2008 files, and don’t want to learn, here’s how you automatically remove Vista Antivirus 2008.

Before you start, print out these instructions—you’re going to have to restart your computer in Safe Mode. Also, back up your PC in case you make a mistake.

1. Download SmitFraudFix for free, and save it to your desktop.
2. Reboot your PC in Safe Mode.
   • To reboot in Safe Mode using Windows XP, restart your PC, and when a progress bar appears at the bottom of the screen, hit F8 once every second. When you see the Windows Start-up menu, highlight Safe Mode and hit Enter. Your desktop will show up, and make whatever repairs necessary. Then reboot your system and allow it to start up as normal.
   • To reboot in Safe Mode using Windows Vista, go Start > Run. Type “MSCONFIG” into the Open field, and click OK. From the BOOT.INI tab, check /SAFEBOOT and click Restart).
3. Once your desktop loads, double-click SmitfraudFix.exe.
4. After the credits roll, you’ll see a menu. Click option number two, “Clean (safe mode recommended)“. Click Enter and delete your files infected with Vista Antivirus 2008.
5. SmitFraudFix will clean your PC. When SmitFraudFix is finished, its Disk Cleanup automatically starts.
6. Once Disk Cleanup is done, it’ll ask you, “Registry cleaning - Do you want to clean the registry?” Type in “Y” (yes), and click “Enter“. When Disk Cleanup finishes, restart your PC.
7. If your system’s wininet.dll is infected, SmitFraudFix asks you if you want to replace the file. If SmitFraud asks, “Replace infected file?” Type “Y” (yes) to answer and click “Enter“.
8. Once that’s finished, restart your system.
9. After restarting, a Notepad file might popup with a log of the files SmitFraudFix deleted. If it doesn’t popup, you can find the log as a file rapport.txt in Local Disk C:, the root of your hard drive.
10. Restart your system again, in Safe Mode. Once it boots up, go to C:\Windows\Temp. Select “Edit“, select “Select All“, and click “DELETE“. Click “Yes” to confirm you want all these files to get trashed in the Recycle Bin.
11. Restart your system one more time, in normal mode. Go to Windows Update and download any critical updates for your computer. You’re done.

Remove Vista Antivirus 2008 with Your Bare Hands

You like a workout, eh? Manually removing Vista Antivirus 2008 can be hard and time consuming, but apparently you’re into that. Obviously, I can’t guarantee these instructions will completely remove Vista Antivirus 2008 from your system, but it’s worth a try. Just make sure you backup your system before you try to remove Vista Antivirus 2008 manually.

Before you start, print out these manual Vista Antivirus 2008 removal instructions and close all applications, including your web browser.

1. Uninstall Vista Antivirus 2008: Select Start menu > Settings > Control Panel. Double-click “Add/Remove Programs“, and search for “Vista Antivirus 2008″. If you find Vista Antivirus 2008, uninstall Vista Antivirus 2008.
2. Stop Vista Antivirus 2008 processes: Select Start menu > Run. Type taskmgr, then click on the Processes tab for a list of running processes. Search for Vista Antivirus 2008 processes, like “Vista Antivirus 2008.exe“, or any Vista Antivirus 2008 processes I list below. Right-click “Vista Antivirus 2008.exe“, and click “End task“.
   
   
   

   Antvrs.exe
   VistaAntivirus2008.exe

3. Delete Vista Antivirus 2008 files in Windows Vista and XP: Select Start menu > Settings > Search. Click For Files and Folders…. You’ll see a speech bubble asking you, “What do you want to search for?” Select All files and folders. Type the names of Vista Antivirus 2008 files into the search box, including any Vista Antivirus 2008 file I’ve listed below. Now select Local Hard Drives, and click Search. As soon as you see a bastard Vista Antivirus 2008 file, just delete it.

   
   

   Vista Antivirus 2008.lnk
   Uninstall Antivirus.lnk

4. Unregister Vista Antivirus 2008 DLL files: Select Start menu > Settings > Run. Type “cmd” in Run’s box, and click OK. To switch directories, type “cd” in the command box, hit the Space key, and type the directory where the Vista Antivirus 2008 DLL file is located. If you don’t know which directory the Vista Antivirus 2008 DLL file is located in, enter “dir” into the command box to see a directory’s contents. To go back one directory, enter “cd ..” in the command box and hit Enter. Once you find the Vista Antivirus 2008 DLL file you want to remove, including any of the DLLs I list below, type “regsvr32 /u MadeUpDLLName.dll” (e.g., “regsvr32 /u Vista Antivirus 2008.dll”) and hit Enter. If you delete a DLL by mistake, type “regsvr32 MadeUpWhoopsName.dll” (e.g., “regsvr32 Vista Antivirus 2008.dll”) into your command box, and hit Enter.
   
   
   

   shlwapi.dll
   wininet.dll

5. Unregister Vista Antivirus 2008 registry keys: Select Start menu > Run. Type regedit, and click OK. Search for any Vista Antivirus 2008 registry keys I list below. To delete these Vista Antivirus 2008 registry keys, right-click the Vista Antivirus 2008 registry key, select “Modify”, and click “Delete“.
   
   
   

   HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Antivirus
   HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Antivirus
   HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\”Antivirus” = “%ProgramFiles%\Vista Antivirus 2008\Antvrs.exe”

6. Delete Vista Antivirus 2008 directories: Select Start menu > My Computer > Local Disk (C:) > Program Files > Show the contents of this folder. Search for “C:\ProgramFiles\Vista Antivirus 2008“, or any Vista Antivirus 2008 directories I list below. Right-click these Vista Antivirus 2008 directories. Click “Delete“, “Yes“, and “Yes” again to confirm you want to move the Vista Antivirus 2008 folder into the Recycle Bin.
7. Remove Vista Antivirus 2008 desktop icons: Drag and drop any Vista Antivirus 2008 icons into your Recycle Bin.
8. Change your home page: If Vista Antivirus 2008 hijacked your home page, select Start menu > Control Panel > Internet Options > General. Under “Home Page” select Use Default. Enter the URL you want as your home page (for example, “http://www.damntrojan.co.uk”), and select “Apply” and “OK“. Open a new browser window to make sure your home page has changed.

You’re done. Hopefully these Vista Antivirus 2008 removal instructions got rid of Vista Antivirus 2008 for you. Just so we’re clear on things, I can’t guarantee these instructions will completely remove Vista Antivirus 2008 from your computer.

If you tried these instructions to get rid of Vista Antivirus 2008 and they didn’t work, throw your computer out the window.

Or consult professionals.

Vista Antivirus 2008 101

Vista Antivirus 2008 isn’t just damn spyware—it’s a certain kind of spyware. Just like your ex wasn’t just a member of the opposite sex, but a real –

Anyway.

It’s always good to know what you’re up against. So I’ll tell you more about Vista Antivirus 2008 .

Vista Antivirus 2008 Might Be Rogue Anti-Spyware

WTF is Rogue Anti-Spyware?

Rogue anti-spyware is a nice way of saying some anti-spyware software may be a fake. Rogue anti-spyware, at best, is anti-spyware software not proven to protect your PC. Rogue anti-spyware, at worst, is installed by a Trojan or browser security holes, gives you false positives in scans, and pops up fake security alerts to scare you into buying it.

Some rogue anti-spyware even is created by spyware and adware folk, or installs spyware onto your PC.

Sound like a scam?

It is.

If you’re infected with fake anti-spyware like Vista Antivirus 2008, you could see a Vista Antivirus 2008 popup posing as a security alert. Maybe it looks like this:

Why Rogue Anti-Spyware Sucks

Rogue anti-spyware, like Vista Antivirus 2008, has a few qualities that make it faker than a chest on a Trump chick.

• Fake alerts and false positives: Rogue anti-spyware can drive you crazy with fake security alerts popping up, telling you you’re infected with spyware threats that don’t even exist.
• Copycat images: Rogue anti-spyware sometimes copies the look of real anti-spyware (think of that knock-off Fucci bag you bought your girl friend). More often though, rogue anti-spyware just looks like other fakes.
• High-pressure sales: Rogue anti-spyware will sell you harder than Crazy Gideon pimps an old tape cassette player. Think scare tactics, like fake alerts, and exaggerated “security” scans of your system.
• Poor detection: Besides rogue anti-spyware often plugging in fake threats in security scans, rogue anti-spyware can be sloppy about telling you what you’re really infected with. For instance, rogue anti-spyware might say you’ve got 13 threats, but not what kind of “threats.” Or maybe the rogue says you’re infected with MadeUpParasite, but it doesn’t tell you which files are actually on your computer.
• Weak scans: Rogue anti-spyware might scan your system, but skim over important folders. Though, really, I’d be surprised if it did any scanning at all.

Did Vista Antivirus 2008 use these moves to try to get you to buy Vista Antivirus 2008?

Vista Antivirus 2008 Could Be a Trojan

WTF Are Trojans?

Remember that college class you took on Greek mythology?

Neither do I.

Trojans get their name from Greek mythology, though — a Trojan is software that acts like a Trojan horse. The same way that Trojan horse looked like a great gift to the Spartans — only it was stuffed full of soldiers — Trojans are software that appear harmless but are really designed to kill your computer.

Trojans often pretend to be a video codec you need to watch porn — really — , maybe a photo attached to email, or some sort of other harmless software. Once you open your gates to a Trojan though, it can spy on you, download more malware, or allow a hacker to do whatever he wants on your machine.

How Vista Antivirus 2008 and Trojans Might Infect You

• Websites: When you’re surfing the web, you won’t only get infected when you download some codecs or plugins. Sometimes all you have to do is visit a site and a Trojan secretly downloads itself onto your computer. Scary. Use a browser like Firefox to prevent this — it’s much more secure than Internet Explorer.
• Open ports: If you run any file-sharing applications — and I’m not just talking peer-to-peer music software — you risk opening up your system to infection. It can be as simple as leaving file sharing open on your instant message client. My rule of thumb is to close off every port. Set up a firewall, too, if you don’t already have one.
• Email: Some random person you don’t really remember just forwarded you some hot pictures? Don’t open them. Lots of Trojans are dolled up as harmless looking email attachments that take advantage of security holes in your mail client. Spam blocker software can help, but it’s better just not to open any attachments from people you don’t know.